Now the price of garri will drop, Goodluck Ebele will reveal the secret egg under his hat, Julius Agwu will grow and Mark Zuckerberg will fill Logbook!
Yes, what we’ve been eagerly anticipating all year round has happened: bam! Our “glistening ori to badt” boss, Bankole Wellington, has gotten verified on Twitter. Even Whizkid sef don verify. Now our Christmas can be fun!
But seriously, who gives a fuck? Can I see a show of hands, please?