Doggy Style? Muthafuckin’? I never wrote those!

by Vunderkind


I'm still trying to figure how Justin morphed into Quentin...O_O

I’m still trying to figure how Justin morphed into Quentin…O_O

This is exactly what I said when my room mate opened up my blog! Jeez, I nearly passed out. I mean, everything I had been writing on this fricking blog was in a new language: gangsta language!

It was frightening at first – first thought was, shit, I’ve been hacked – and hilarious after that. I have attached some screenshots of my blog after it had been “Gizoogled”!

The first story I read on my new “Gizoogled” blog was my original story, The Student Part 1. There was a part where the teacher said: “Young man, stand up.” He did, immediately. On the Gizoogle version, it reads “He did, doggy style.” And I was like wtf? How does immediately and doggy style rhyme? Guess I have a lot to learn in the ways of the gangsta-speak, eh?

Dude did, Doggy Style? Just when I thought I had a story that didn't need parental control

Dude did, Doggy Style? Just when I thought I had a story that didn’t need parental control

The actual link to the Gizoogle page is right here. It’s like Google in design (duh, it’s G(iz)oogle), and you put the link of the website you want to “gangsterize” and whazam, out it comes! Fo’ reals, this shit be the real mo’fucka!

Adios, muchachos. Go have fun mutilating respectable websites.

All of a sudden, Kung Fu Panda begins to look pornographic to me...

All of a sudden, Kung Fu Panda begins to look pornographic to me…

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