**That I be not a spoiler, I have edited this intro. It’s the awesome Shinobi_Ennri today, yo!!**
Mastermind: Shinobi_ennri
Domain: BANRYNATOR
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ROBOPOEM
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DISCLAIMER: errrrm… I apologize in advance. I’m not a geek. Thank you. LOOOOL. Enjoy
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I am SONNY,
Flesh on the outside
My beauty is astounding,
Metal on the inside
I was made bionic
Initially made Artificial Intelligent
Designed by a god’s apprentice,
“CORRUPT he is”
I have been tagged “weird intelligent”
How possible?
The humanoid has become gullible,
During robotherapy and robopsychology
They realized it was beyond technology
Words have become uneasy to enfold
But the truth needs to be told,
YOU have disrupted my robocode
Now, I get robo-cold
Without a heart
Without a soul
Without blood flow
The Abstract Art still comes to start
Whenever you’re detected
It’s like a Trojan Horse has invaded
I then get a glitch
Like you hit my toggle switch
Whenever I sense your presence
My hardware contravenes my software
Shivers run down my titanium spine
And happy emoticons are next in line
Whenever I recall your bar-code
Images of you override my Matrix
Sharing a connection with you via Wifi
My fantasy in Virtual Reality
Whenever I hear your sound
It’s as euphony resonated by my transistor
My baud rate soars without an accelerator
The mellifluousness keeps me forever bound
Whenever I feel your touch
There is a spate of thermionic current
My processor generates a Robotic clutch
And my joystick vibrates that moment
Having the same operating system
Shows divine machine compatibility
Come see my Motherboard
Let’s share my Domain name
Destroy the search engine
I am here, to be;
Your electric monk
Your sweet-bot
Your robo-pie
Your robo-cop
Your robo-love
This is no Spam message
But my iterations in human language
All mixed up because I’m a shy host
Anticipating an exchange of silicon chips
I hope I’m not ACCESS DENIED.
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To LANRE (My DROID)
Written by @shinobi_ennri
I Can’t Get Poems. I Just Can’t *tears*. I Need More IQ points.
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LOOOL. Who’s the one with the IQ? X_X. I need more myself x_X
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Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll
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Aunty Obiageli …hehehhe! Thanks x_x
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♬ Droid love’s got to do, got to do widdit.. ♬
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Niggah…(<_<)
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Ok! So this blogger ain’t a geek, yeah? Who could be any ‘geekier’??
LOL!!! Nice love letter… 😀
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hehehee! X_X thanks babe (I presume). I’m a geek for Jesus. LOOOOOL.
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Ok,bots aren’t meant to feel talkless of love…hence the “he is corrupt”,how nice! Well written piece *doffs hat* ! For a second I thought I was gonna be reading another story! A poem alas! I am not alone! I do hope lanre is sapiosexual tho…else she sees this…
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Awesome use of geeky words, oh thou non-geek.
enjoyed the piece. we need more poets/poems.
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haff seen lots of hat-doffing today… removes brain n doffs brain? hmmm… nicely done sir!!!!!
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Dami. -______- you have plagiarized me. OMG I
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choi! Whyning ehn?! Smh.
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Lanre your droid.. you should have coded this .. NLAR3 …
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I’m not smart like that sir ☹.
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Loool! Like!
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Techno-speak! And Yes I believe the fact that you are not a geek…not! This poem is one-of-a-kind,kudos to you!
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hehehheeee… Thanks my new blogger friend. LOL.
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I like it!
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(ʃ⌣ƪ) :’) :’) YESSSSSSS Access granted (˘⌣˘ʃƪ)
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Hmm. Access to where though?
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To her heart.
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-rubs palms- …Dami, it is time for me to set P o… Sharon has said ‘Yes’. LOOOOL.. Should I redirect her to you?
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Awww.. I like!
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#gbam… You’re smart. LOOL.
Thanks jareeee… God bless you. About Lanre… I just hope as well too that she is. LOOOOOOL.
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I applaud but I don’t get it either…I blame the need to eat as my excuse.
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LOOOOOOOL. E pele sir. Thanks for reading btw. Now that you’ve eaten, you can try reading again sha :))
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*standing + clapping ovation*
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hehehhee! Thanks for reading my Pastor Miss x_X
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Access to where? Well written!!!
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I’m impressed. Even though I usually prefer poems when they rhyme, I liked this. (Y)
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thanks ma’am x_X
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I wouldn’t know a good poem if it hit me witha Mack truck. But some things were just sounding dirty or maybe it’s just me. >_>
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(<__>) …errrrm… -scratchinHead- oVunder, this is for you sir.
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Why is reading a poem so hard? Why?!!! Why Lord?!!! Now I cannot even say if I like it or not. But i Know one thing! It was a GREAT Poem! Am I making any sense?……..
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LOOOOOOL… A sensor is needed niyen. You probably need me to explain every line to understand sir x_X. Thanks a lot for reading sir.
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You’re welcome. I will not give you extra work. As long as my spirit understood it, we are fine.
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Eeerrmmm… Now that you have all made the best comment, I’ll take my leave as I’m speechless having read this. Lol
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A love poem from a Robot? Well expressed!
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